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King Demotivational Poster


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am, #247497
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm, #247154

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm, #247153
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm, #247143

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm, #247136

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm, #247134
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am, #169949
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am, #169944
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am, #169943
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm, #169924
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm, #169923
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm, #169922
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm, #169920
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


THE LION KING - True story.




DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by elixiri

maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm, #225794
I think I need some milk


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by acegik

fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am, #251464
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm, #244386
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm, #242002
Long Live Odin 5L.


OH OH OH - the humanity


TAGS: breaking a nail
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Face425 - June 26, 2014, 10:01 pm, #255459
Some men (who are pussies) act like a woman
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:21 pm, #236688
5l buddies girlfriend cries when she has to trim her nails. buddie got toe crushed by car and the nail went into the sole of his foot
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2012, 1:01 am, #236559
Just imagine if they lost an entire finger.
GaryO - June 23, 2012, 11:54 am, #236545
Yeah. But as Steve, my Lady is low maintenance. Hell, she still gnaws them off while riding sh**gun during Wrangler stump jumping escapades. Then there’s her big haired, plunging necklined sister from Texas. I’d cry if she broke one’a them $1000 nails.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:29 am, #236536
so true...lol @ greeny, good idea
SteveFurlong - June 22, 2012, 6:08 pm, #236525
5L for truth. (Actually, my wife is not at all vain or silly about such things. I lucked out.)
Greeny - June 22, 2012, 5:17 pm, #236524
This one's going on the bathroom mirror - 5L


SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.


TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am, #225646
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm, #130523
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am, #112513
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?


IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker burger king zomg waffles
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

stavro1 - November 14, 2009, 11:23 pm, #136638
you asked
JESSE - June 11, 2009, 10:22 pm, #86118
does anyone notice how well of a crop job this is?!
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:11 am, #58229
Hell of a plan. Epic battle right there.


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am, #233466
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm, #233397
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.




OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!


TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by AlKHall

bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm, #256157
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance


GOT MEAD - It does a Viking good ...




ALL THAT AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF VACUUM CLEANERS -


TAGS: mankind earth king
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - August 18, 2012, 6:13 pm, #238525
I like to focus on perpetuation of the species...hehehe


EVOLUTION - NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING -


TAGS: evolution sweden viking war
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

JesusWept - October 8, 2012, 4:37 pm, #239851
It's a VERY good thing! I doubt hose kids wouldn't ra** your wife and daughter and then burn your house down :-P
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 6:59 pm, #239671
What the hell...This is even worse than the men that wore spandex, big hair, etc., to the "metal" concerts back in the day. ick.
Justflipit - August 5, 2010, 1:28 pm, #187777
-.-
Derek - July 22, 2010, 10:41 pm, #185990
You're keen on being ra**d and pillaged then?


Safety First -




WINE -


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm, #245214
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm, #231814
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm, #231811

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm, #231809
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


ROMANCE -


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:09 am, #241669
Now that's a cold slap to the groin, lol!


MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage


TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm, #239079
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm, #163973
As always LD. You're right. 5


CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...


TAGS: camouflage planking asinine cant see
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am, #226117
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am, #226116
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm, #224884
Kill it.


I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer


TAGS: smoking wish cancer
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Rubicas

forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:24 pm, #174525
that's so bad... 5L!


determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am, #246547
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


VEGETARIAN -


TAGS: vegetarians making dinner a religion
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by sickartist

culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am, #156258
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am, #156257
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong


CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.


TAGS: cat drinking animals funny
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:15 pm, #241492
I'll Take 6 Kittys.


LANDO CALRISSIAN -




IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -


TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm, #217565
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total ***k and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm, #217562
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm, #217552
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am, #217535
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am, #217525
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm, #217495
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm, #217477
5imply amazing


REINTARDATION -




No Parking -


TAGS: tank clamp parking
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Ashson

nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:45 pm, #252849
I can't decide whether the police officer who put the tire lock on the T-34 is brave of stupid
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2014, 3:23 pm, #252667
A heroic veteran of the Great Patriotic War, in trouble with the law.


QUIT SMOKING -


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by RebelYell

premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am, #250202
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.


Love Means -


TAGS: love means never include spanking
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:28 pm, #260621
LOL!!!!! I wouldn't know about the $$, but it'll warm your buns! 5L
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:19 pm, #245816

Brutal 1st hand lesson.


FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




GENTLE PERSUASION - Always the best approach


TAGS: car parking card
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by motinet

motinet - September 24, 2014, 12:03 pm, #256807

test
cedre - December 24, 2010, 10:49 pm, #208200
A bar of white soap looks amazingly like a bad scratch...but washes right off. Just sayin'
AdmiralAckbar - October 31, 2010, 10:08 pm, #200461
try a dry erase marker
fascistfrenchman - October 30, 2010, 5:49 am, #200300
Oh, the times I wish I could these, but it wouldn't be wise to do so in my work parking lot.
Davin Holcomb - October 30, 2010, 3:14 am, #200292
no need to have them custom made. i have a stack of these... and i use them. they're uber-cheap on houseofgrafix.com
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:37 pm, #182207
Mrs. Moo+ is making me some of these. 5L


CANCER - Shmancer...




ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.


TAGS: alcohol drinking problem solving
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by WTFO

steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 11:54 pm, #244075
It's amazing what google blocks. I work at an animal hospital and wrote about ****er spaniels. Amazed it was blocked. I just found out from you though that nuts isn't. Go figure.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:41 pm, #244074
BTW, why was b-u-t-t-o-n blocked? Is the s/w that strict? That's just nuts.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:39 pm, #244073
I still like the other site but you're right there is too much BS from certain members. That's what the 'foe' b***on is for. It's really cleaned up the BS in the forums for me. Too bad it doesn't work on poster comments.
MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:34 am, #243890
You got tired of the bullsheet at the other site too?...bahaha. Nice to see ya on the otherside!


ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.


TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am, #158633
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.


COLLEGE - If these guys put as much effort into study as they put into drinking games we'd have landed on Mars by now


TAGS: drinking games
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by house

warface - September 17, 2011, 8:21 am, #224377
How is Mars a better idea than this?


TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Terrorist Vehicle"


TAGS: camel parking lot
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by koradan

Koradan - February 2, 2010, 6:14 pm, #155796
Hey! I am --so-- registered!!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 8:51 pm, #146255
Yeah. It must be the Mazda. No one would fill a camel with diesel and blow it up. It's probably worth more.
Chadley - December 16, 2009, 7:22 pm, #146246
Is it the Mazda?


Carlin Thinks -




MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.


TAGS: wedding banking similarity
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - October 22, 2011, 10:47 pm, #225275
Thanks.
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 5:04 am, #225254
And harder to do when you're underage
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:56 am, #225251
lol...this is cool


I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .


TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Budog

jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am, #233622
epic face palm


BLACKOUT -




WELCOME HOME HONEY - I cooked dinner .. but I did have slight problem with the oven




DEAR IDIOT -


TAGS: 4 spot parking commi3
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

pratham - January 1, 2012, 10:23 am, #227156
Very funny..
EnkryptedSpirit - December 31, 2011, 9:03 pm, #227144
Totally hilarious
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:26 pm, #226809
Hilarious.


... - NO COMMENT NECESSARY




INSIDE JOKE -




MORON BARS - The stupid need to drink somewhere.




DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple


TAGS: drinking dremagnum alcohol blasphemy
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm, #239296
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm, #131337
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm, #131333
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm, #131278
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny b****
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm, #131277
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm, #131276
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm, #131275
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm, #131274
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm, #131269
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm, #131266
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm, #131265
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm, #131255
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm, #131253
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm, #131243

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm, #131242
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm, #131157
Nice...5L
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm, #130956
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm, #130955
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm, #130922
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am, #130891
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am, #130864
5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am, #130863
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am, #130860
5/5
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am, #130859
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?


BATTLESHOTS - Good idea though but still... Remember when people just went to bars?




PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm, #165161
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


WATER IS BAD -


TAGS: franklin quotation beer drinking humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm, #251406
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




FORTUNATE -


TAGS: luck drinking tequila coyote ***
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2015, 4:14 am, #259638
At least she knows what the Fox says . . . right?
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:03 pm, #213080
nothing but nothing stops 'siesta time' south of the border...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:55 am, #213065
Now there is a "at work fantasy" I can live with!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 9:38 am, #213061
Am5ome!


CIGARETTES - Quitting them will add years to your life The catch is that it will add them To the wrong end.




Wreking Balm -




SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do




NOT REAL FUNNY FROM 3 TO 11 EITHER -


TAGS: clowns king
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:21 pm, #237655
If I walked into that guy at that time, I'd back away very slowly...


THEN SHE SAID -


TAGS: making choices lol
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:58 am, #231277
Yes... typical Airman... Always making life and Motifake difficult to the rest of us... 5L
forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:09 am, #219171
5+fav!
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 8:00 pm, #219152
5beers and cheers.
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 7:02 pm, #219147
maje5tic


EXPERIMENTATION -




HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!


TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm, #216882
Mr. Snuffleupagus?


CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey


TAGS: monkey gun thinking
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by NevadaFlyBoy

Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:48 pm, #138894
AHHHH!! MONKEY WITH A GUN!!!!!!!


SMILE ! -




WALTER WHITE - Even at 52 Years Old, he is STILL THE DANGER




IF IT'S STUPID -


TAGS: stupid looking contraptions
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

champ99 - June 9, 2011, 2:51 pm, #219738
Ahhh, the old surfing for p*** trick. That has to be a Grey beard! ;)
GySgt1811 - June 9, 2011, 12:40 pm, #219731
Don't forget the breath mints.


THE ROAD - When you're young, it stretches for ever. Middle-aged, you start counting your steps. At the end, you've forgotten where you were even going...


TAGS: road life walking
Rating: 4.86/5

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pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 5:33 am, #237388
I've just noticed that this is my 100th (accepted) poster. Good job I'm quite pleased with it. Sorry for all the rubbish ones I've put out LOL.
pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 5:27 am, #237387
Thanks, guys.
Sho - July 18, 2012, 1:16 am, #237386
five'd & fav'd
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 11:46 pm, #237385
This is excellent pickleviper. 5L
Greeny - July 17, 2012, 8:57 pm, #237383
nice 1 PV


DAMMIT CARL - I thought I told you to stay in the house.




lead by example -




COMPROMISE - When we split, we compromised. She got to keep the car. I kept the brakes.




THINKING INSIDE THE BOX -


TAGS: thinker philosophy thinking problem box
Rating: 4.14/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:27 am, #229853

new submitter,common mistake. check some of the rejection reasons on other poster. suggestion: break this so "thinking" is the title and the rest is the text. also,work the idea up. we see what you see,what else does this imply. don't be discouraged. :)
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:39 am, #229850
I agree with Iceman.
Zetmonk - February 20, 2012, 5:19 am, #229849
I agree on the wordplay, makes it pretty good.
caveman - February 20, 2012, 1:21 am, #229844
I actually found it a clever play on the phrase 'thinking outside the box'..... anywho
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:45 am, #229838
Hey, thanks for telling us what you see in the pic. We never would have guessed.


THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !


TAGS: wife cooking skills marry
Rating: 3.46/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:06 am, #223852
shes not allowed in the cave anymore


MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.




EPIC FAILS - but your mom look so proud!




YOU HAD IT YOUR WAY - Now it's my turn.


TAGS: burger king
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Halive

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:15 pm, #256519
Ewww! McNasty ! ! ! Heh. heh, heh, heh.


LOYALTY -




MARTHA STEWART SHOW -


TAGS: cooking with snoop
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:37 pm, #220553
Had to be chocolate, but MS got a deal on the ingredients.
Airman - June 22, 2011, 11:39 am, #220397
i figured you'd like this one Cap'n
CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 4:39 am, #220393
Buhahaha!


PLANKING - It's old school.




DENIAL -


TAGS: drinking passout denial party
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - February 8, 2009, 5:19 pm, #57882
I can't remember....so its must be an even nicer river
Culos - February 8, 2009, 4:20 pm, #57870
Denial is a river in Africa!


PENNYWISE -


TAGS: it stephen king
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 15, 2012, 5:34 pm, #229638
Love the "IT" reference 5.
holymoly - February 15, 2012, 5:28 pm, #229637
great reference. 5 homicidal clowns. thanks for the re-occourring nightmares again airman
Greeny - February 15, 2012, 2:00 pm, #229629
creepy for 5ure


SILENCE KILLS ME -


TAGS: silence thinking leads
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - December 22, 2011, 4:35 am, #226814
nice
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 7:28 am, #226779

wow. hugely demotivating. nice


THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?




1870'S ENERGY DRINK - And it comes with that cool straw, too.


TAGS: energy drinking red bull
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:19 pm, #129684
He was a medicine man ;})


2 Can Play That Game -


TAGS: police drinking partying competition dwi
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:10 am, #256247
LoL. I HAD the high score in the mid 80's... :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:06 am, #256245
You can't prove that...right?


DEFENSIVE DRINKING - Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it


TAGS: defensive drinking staratigically consuming alcohol
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Budog

Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:55 am, #230333
Waterproof strategy!


DENIAL - Seriously? You're still going to say you don't have a drinking problem?


TAGS: blz drinking
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by BLZ

bricemara - January 11, 2012, 5:58 pm, #227485
seen one just like this one
Ozbad - January 10, 2012, 5:07 pm, #227445
Sadly A week later the snake died do to liver failure.
KoU - January 10, 2012, 4:24 pm, #227441
Ahahaahha Nice One!!


.03 SECONDS -


TAGS: f***ing **** up in record time
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:24 pm, #169862
5L!!!


Serial Toe Licker -


TAGS: licking crazy cross eyed
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by John

Hector - June 26, 2009, 1:16 pm, #90291
It's not the toes I like so much, it's the spaces in between.


BILLIE JEAN - is not my lover


TAGS: moon walking
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by gil

Zreiser - May 28, 2011, 4:11 am, #219279
Five sequined gloves from me!
Dangle - May 8, 2010, 1:42 pm, #175125
BWAHAHAHA! win! 5L from me
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:42 pm, #167358
LMFAO!
spacedog - March 27, 2010, 10:01 am, #167349
She says I am the one...5Ls.


AND I SAID TO MYSELF... - "Self, people think you're wierd." I replied with "Forget people, I like us the way you are."


TAGS: talking to self mirror
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by mattwins34

CloudchaserS - June 20, 2014, 9:28 am, #255383
Yep *tailwags*
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm, #255370
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm, #255369
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm, #255368
lol really cloud really?
Cloudchaser - November 16, 2010, 4:20 am, #202790
If I had the skills to do it, I'd create an image showing my human self looking at a reflection of my furry self with that caption


MISOGYNY - Man haters aren't taking it anymore




BAD TAN - Oh Yeah, You Know The Ladies Love It




WAKING THE BABY - If you didn't laugh, kudos to you.


TAGS: waking baby air horn
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Matt

BoneCD - April 21, 2009, 3:47 pm, #74490
What...did you say something?
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:57 am, #74442
If you didn't laugh, it's because you did this and CPS still won't let you have your kid back.


RUBBER DUCKIES - They're not just for bath time anymore




Breaking Bad -




WTF? - your shipment of fail has arrived


TAGS: this is f king awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by nobody95

Firefly - December 2, 2009, 9:23 am, #141767
You know, I have seen this picture a few times now and while normally its called a FAIL I must admit they are at least getting those tanks up there and no one appears to bleeding horribly. Thus, I redub this a success


ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH - Or close the wall up with our English DEAD!




CATERING FOR THE THIN! -


TAGS: meat food vegetarian cooking
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by pointer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:36 pm, #248609
Haha! That's what I've said, too. 5 cuts of prime steak!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 11:17 am, #209496
lmao! My Sentiments exactly! 5L
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:04 am, #209491

two back to back "cofee sh** through my nose"....wow. another solid one dude!!!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:46 pm, #209468
Dayamn, you made me chuckle. 5
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 10:16 pm, #209465
Vegetarians are not as stringy when prepared properly.


THIS KINGDOM SHALL BE YOURS -


TAGS: lion king turtles
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:36 am, #215648

nice


BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...


TAGS: garter wedding bride groom stocking
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by hootizz

Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:08 pm, #223343
Why cut it, just give her the whole thing
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:20 pm, #185411
Keep up the good work. You're getting there.


NO ONE HERE BUT US RIPPLES -


TAGS: insignificant alone ominous lurking
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:17 pm, #224562

epic :)


THEY SAY SMOKING KILLS - BUT SHE LOOKS WELL PRESERVED. NOT WELL. BUT CERTAINLY PRESERVED.


TAGS: leather skin smoking goddess
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:06 pm, #239276
I thought it was Keith Richards, in drag again.
bangoskank - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm, #190508
LOL 5L's
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:20 am, #190450
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:13 am, #190447
*hack, cough, wheeze* 5L


DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE. -


TAGS: fear scariest movie bed thinking
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:33 am, #245097
Especially don't watch a movie directed by David Lynch before bed. I don't know what's 5carier - not understanding his movies OR actually understanding them.
MashiMashi - January 22, 2012, 8:12 am, #227930
Apallo 18 wasn't a scary movie , it was a good movie but not scary....until I was in my basement doing laundry, ZAT lintball is one of them Appallo 18 thangs coming to get me.
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 5:56 am, #227925
I don't know Dj there's something to be said scaring yourself witless upon occasion. It helps you grow.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:12 am, #227917
Love it. A funny from LA. :D That's why I don't watch horror at night. Or by myself. But, forever alone post-divorce, so haven't watched a horror flic in awhile. :/
gas - January 21, 2012, 10:56 pm, #227911
and alway5 when you're about to fall asleep


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