Over 99701

King Demotivational Poster


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.

THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.

TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)

THE LION KING - True story.

DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

TAGS: alcohol milk drinking
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - November 14, 2011, 7:22 pm
I think I need some milk


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by acegik

fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
Long Live Odin 5L.

OH OH OH - the humanity

TAGS: breaking a nail
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Face425 - June 26, 2014, 10:01 pm
Some men (who are pussies) act like a woman
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:21 pm
5l buddies girlfriend cries when she has to trim her nails. buddie got toe crushed by car and the nail went into the sole of his foot
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2012, 1:01 am
Just imagine if they lost an entire finger.
GaryO - June 23, 2012, 11:54 am
Yeah. But as Steve, my Lady is low maintenance. Hell, she still gnaws them off while riding sh**gun during Wrangler stump jumping escapades. Then there’s her big haired, plunging necklined sister from Texas. I’d cry if she broke one’a them $1000 nails.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:29 am
so true...lol @ greeny, good idea
SteveFurlong - June 22, 2012, 6:08 pm
5L for truth. (Actually, my wife is not at all vain or silly about such things. I lucked out.)
Greeny - June 22, 2012, 5:17 pm
This one's going on the bathroom mirror - 5L

SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.

TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?

IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King

TAGS: mcdonalds the joker burger king zomg waffles
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

stavro1 - November 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
you asked
JESSE - June 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
does anyone notice how well of a crop job this is?!
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:11 am
Hell of a plan. Epic battle right there.

C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3

UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.

OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!

TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.53/5

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bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance

GOT MEAD - It does a Viking good ...


TAGS: mankind earth king
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - August 18, 2012, 6:13 pm
I like to focus on perpetuation of the species...hehehe


TAGS: evolution sweden viking war
Rating: 4.7/5

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JesusWept - October 8, 2012, 4:37 pm
It's a VERY good thing! I doubt hose kids wouldn't ra** your wife and daughter and then burn your house down :-P
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 6:59 pm
What the hell...This is even worse than the men that wore spandex, big hair, etc., to the "metal" concerts back in the day. ick.
Justflipit - August 5, 2010, 1:28 pm
Derek - July 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
You're keen on being ra**d and pillaged then?

Safety First -


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by house

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:09 am
Now that's a cold slap to the groin, lol!


TAGS: vegetarians making dinner a religion
Rating: 4.08/5

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culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong

MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage

TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.59/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5

CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...

TAGS: camouflage planking asinine cant see
Rating: 4.42/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm
Kill it.

I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer

TAGS: smoking wish cancer
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Rubicas

forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:24 pm
that's so bad... 5L!

determination -

TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.

No Parking -

TAGS: tank clamp parking
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ashson

nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:45 pm
I can't decide whether the police officer who put the tire lock on the T-34 is brave of stupid
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2014, 3:23 pm
A heroic veteran of the Great Patriotic War, in trouble with the law.

CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.

TAGS: cat drinking animals funny
Rating: 4.09/5

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maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:15 pm
I'll Take 6 Kittys.



TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total ***k and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
5imply amazing



TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by RebelYell

premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.

Love Means -

TAGS: love means never include spanking
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:28 pm
LOL!!!!! I wouldn't know about the $$, but it'll warm your buns! 5L
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:19 pm

Brutal 1st hand lesson.

FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk

GENTLE PERSUASION - Always the best approach

TAGS: car parking card
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by motinet

cedre - December 24, 2010, 10:49 pm
A bar of white soap looks amazingly like a bad scratch...but washes right off. Just sayin'
AdmiralAckbar - October 31, 2010, 10:08 pm
try a dry erase marker
fascistfrenchman - October 30, 2010, 5:49 am
Oh, the times I wish I could these, but it wouldn't be wise to do so in my work parking lot.
Davin Holcomb - October 30, 2010, 3:14 am
no need to have them custom made. i have a stack of these... and i use them. they're uber-cheap on houseofgrafix.com
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:37 pm
Mrs. Moo+ is making me some of these. 5L

CANCER - Shmancer...

COLLEGE - If these guys put as much effort into study as they put into drinking games we'd have landed on Mars by now

TAGS: drinking games
Rating: 4.81/5

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warface - September 17, 2011, 8:21 am
How is Mars a better idea than this?

ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.

TAGS: alcohol drinking problem solving
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by WTFO

steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
It's amazing what google blocks. I work at an animal hospital and wrote about ****er spaniels. Amazed it was blocked. I just found out from you though that nuts isn't. Go figure.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:41 pm
BTW, why was b-u-t-t-o-n blocked? Is the s/w that strict? That's just nuts.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:39 pm
I still like the other site but you're right there is too much BS from certain members. That's what the 'foe' b***on is for. It's really cleaned up the BS in the forums for me. Too bad it doesn't work on poster comments.
MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:34 am
You got tired of the bullsheet at the other site too?...bahaha. Nice to see ya on the otherside!

ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.

TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.59/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.

TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Terrorist Vehicle"

TAGS: camel parking lot
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by koradan

Koradan - February 2, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey! I am --so-- registered!!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yeah. It must be the Mazda. No one would fill a camel with diesel and blow it up. It's probably worth more.
Chadley - December 16, 2009, 7:22 pm
Is it the Mazda?

Carlin Thinks -

MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.

TAGS: wedding banking similarity
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - October 22, 2011, 10:47 pm
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 5:04 am
And harder to do when you're underage
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:56 am
lol...this is cool

I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID - I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking .

TAGS: not saying youre stupid thinking
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:20 am
epic face palm


WELCOME HOME HONEY - I cooked dinner .. but I did have slight problem with the oven


TAGS: 4 spot parking commi3
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

pratham - January 1, 2012, 10:23 am
Very funny..
EnkryptedSpirit - December 31, 2011, 9:03 pm
Totally hilarious
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:26 pm



MORON BARS - The stupid need to drink somewhere.

DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple

TAGS: drinking dremagnum alcohol blasphemy
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny b****
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?

BATTLESHOTS - Good idea though but still... Remember when people just went to bars?


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!

AND I SAID TO MYSELF... - "Self, people think you're wierd." I replied with "Forget people, I like us the way you are."

TAGS: talking to self mirror
Rating: 4/5

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CloudchaserS - June 20, 2014, 9:28 am
Yep *tailwags*
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
Cloudchaser - November 16, 2010, 4:20 am
If I had the skills to do it, I'd create an image showing my human self looking at a reflection of my furry self with that caption


TAGS: luck drinking tequila coyote ***
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2015, 4:14 am
At least she knows what the Fox says . . . right?
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:03 pm
nothing but nothing stops 'siesta time' south of the border...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:55 am
Now there is a "at work fantasy" I can live with!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 9:38 am


TAGS: franklin quotation beer drinking humor
Rating: 4.44/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!

FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.

2 Can Play That Game -

TAGS: police drinking partying competition dwi
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:10 am
LoL. I HAD the high score in the mid 80's... :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:06 am
You can't prove that...right?

CIGARETTES - Quitting them will add years to your life The catch is that it will add them To the wrong end.

Wreking Balm -

SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do


TAGS: clowns king
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:21 pm
If I walked into that guy at that time, I'd back away very slowly...


TAGS: making choices lol
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:58 am
Yes... typical Airman... Always making life and Motifake difficult to the rest of us... 5L
forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:09 am
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 8:00 pm
5beers and cheers.
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 7:02 pm


HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!

TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm
Mr. Snuffleupagus?

CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey

TAGS: monkey gun thinking
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:48 pm


B.B. King, thanks! -

TAGS: b b king sailor s tribute
Rating: 4.7/5

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mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 9:33 pm
True dat, oldsod!
Oldsod - May 15, 2015, 4:52 pm
Beale Street just got a little bit bluer.

WALTER WHITE - Even at 52 Years Old, he is STILL THE DANGER


TAGS: stupid looking contraptions
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

champ99 - June 9, 2011, 2:51 pm
Ahhh, the old surfing for p*** trick. That has to be a Grey beard! ;)
GySgt1811 - June 9, 2011, 12:40 pm
Don't forget the breath mints.

THE ROAD - When you're young, it stretches for ever. Middle-aged, you start counting your steps. At the end, you've forgotten where you were even going...

TAGS: road life walking
Rating: 4.86/5

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pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 5:33 am
I've just noticed that this is my 100th (accepted) poster. Good job I'm quite pleased with it. Sorry for all the rubbish ones I've put out LOL.
pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 5:27 am
Thanks, guys.
Sho - July 18, 2012, 1:16 am
five'd & fav'd
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 11:46 pm
This is excellent pickleviper. 5L
Greeny - July 17, 2012, 8:57 pm
nice 1 PV

DAMMIT CARL - I thought I told you to stay in the house.

lead by example -

COMPROMISE - When we split, we compromised. She got to keep the car. I kept the brakes.


TAGS: thinker philosophy thinking problem box
Rating: 4.14/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:27 am

new submitter,common mistake. check some of the rejection reasons on other poster. suggestion: break this so "thinking" is the title and the rest is the text. also,work the idea up. we see what you see,what else does this imply. don't be discouraged. :)
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:39 am
I agree with Iceman.
Zetmonk - February 20, 2012, 5:19 am
I agree on the wordplay, makes it pretty good.
caveman - February 20, 2012, 1:21 am
I actually found it a clever play on the phrase 'thinking outside the box'..... anywho
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:45 am
Hey, thanks for telling us what you see in the pic. We never would have guessed.

THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !

TAGS: wife cooking skills marry
Rating: 3.46/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:06 am
shes not allowed in the cave anymore

MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.

EPIC FAILS - but your mom look so proud!

YOU HAD IT YOUR WAY - Now it's my turn.

TAGS: burger king
Rating: 3.96/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:15 pm
Ewww! McNasty ! ! ! Heh. heh, heh, heh.



TAGS: cooking with snoop
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:37 pm
Had to be chocolate, but MS got a deal on the ingredients.
Airman - June 22, 2011, 11:39 am
i figured you'd like this one Cap'n
CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 4:39 am

PLANKING - It's old school.


TAGS: drinking passout denial party
Rating: 3.09/5

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BoneCD - February 8, 2009, 5:19 pm
I can't remember....so its must be an even nicer river
Culos - February 8, 2009, 4:20 pm
Denial is a river in Africa!


TAGS: it stephen king
Rating: 4.81/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 15, 2012, 5:34 pm
Love the "IT" reference 5.
holymoly - February 15, 2012, 5:28 pm
great reference. 5 homicidal clowns. thanks for the re-occourring nightmares again airman
Greeny - February 15, 2012, 2:00 pm
creepy for 5ure


TAGS: silence thinking leads
Rating: 4.78/5

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mariand - December 22, 2011, 4:35 am
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 7:28 am

wow. hugely demotivating. nice

THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?

1870'S ENERGY DRINK - And it comes with that cool straw, too.

TAGS: energy drinking red bull
Rating: 3.52/5

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Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:19 pm
He was a medicine man ;})

WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.

TAGS: cats kitty walking on water jesus wet meow kitten
Rating: 2.78/5

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Anonymous - November 27, 2008, 3:26 pm
Jesus wasn't immortal, he wasn't even real

DEFENSIVE DRINKING - Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it

TAGS: defensive drinking staratigically consuming alcohol
Rating: 4.91/5

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Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:55 am
Waterproof strategy!

DENIAL - Seriously? You're still going to say you don't have a drinking problem?

TAGS: blz drinking
Rating: 4.68/5

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bricemara - January 11, 2012, 5:58 pm
seen one just like this one
Ozbad - January 10, 2012, 5:07 pm
Sadly A week later the snake died do to liver failure.
KoU - January 10, 2012, 4:24 pm
Ahahaahha Nice One!!


TAGS: f***ing **** up in record time
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:24 pm

Serial Toe Licker -

TAGS: licking crazy cross eyed
Rating: 2.36/5

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Hector - June 26, 2009, 1:16 pm
It's not the toes I like so much, it's the spaces in between.

BILLIE JEAN - is not my lover

TAGS: moon walking
Rating: 4.54/5

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Zreiser - May 28, 2011, 4:11 am
Five sequined gloves from me!
Dangle - May 8, 2010, 1:42 pm
BWAHAHAHA! win! 5L from me
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:42 pm
spacedog - March 27, 2010, 10:01 am
She says I am the one...5Ls.

MISOGYNY - Man haters aren't taking it anymore

BAD TAN - Oh Yeah, You Know The Ladies Love It

WAKING THE BABY - If you didn't laugh, kudos to you.

TAGS: waking baby air horn
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - April 21, 2009, 3:47 pm
What...did you say something?
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:57 am
If you didn't laugh, it's because you did this and CPS still won't let you have your kid back.

RUBBER DUCKIES - They're not just for bath time anymore

Breaking Bad -

WTF? - your shipment of fail has arrived

TAGS: this is f king awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

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Firefly - December 2, 2009, 9:23 am
You know, I have seen this picture a few times now and while normally its called a FAIL I must admit they are at least getting those tanks up there and no one appears to bleeding horribly. Thus, I redub this a success

ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH - Or close the wall up with our English DEAD!


TAGS: meat food vegetarian cooking
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:36 pm
Haha! That's what I've said, too. 5 cuts of prime steak!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 11:17 am
lmao! My Sentiments exactly! 5L
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:04 am

two back to back "cofee sh** through my nose"....wow. another solid one dude!!!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:46 pm
Dayamn, you made me chuckle. 5
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 10:16 pm
Vegetarians are not as stringy when prepared properly.


TAGS: lion king turtles
Rating: 4.3/5

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Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:36 am


BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...

TAGS: garter wedding bride groom stocking
Rating: 3.88/5

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Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
Why cut it, just give her the whole thing
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:20 pm
Keep up the good work. You're getting there.